[time-nuts] Features of a Precision Clock?

[Mike Suhar]

The electric grid is all a myth Below is the truth. (Presented for your
comical enjoyment)

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  DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES
 
 
                Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic
                         (Author Unknown)
 
                       Updated 8/7/88  W0PN
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For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to 
believe they were in business to supply electricity to the 
consumer, a service for which they charge a substantial rate.  The 
recent accidental acquisition of secret records from a well known 
power company has led to a massive research campaign which 
positively explodes several myths and exposes the massive hoax 
which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power companies.
 
The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs 
emitted light;  in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb 
DARK which is then transported back to the power generation 
stations via wire networks.  A more descriptive name has now been 
coined; the new scientific name for the device is DARKSUCKER.  
 
This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker 
theory, which proves the existence of dark and establishes the 
fact that dark has great mass, and further, that dark particle 
(the anti-photon) is the fastest known particle in the universe.  
Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not 
suspect the truth.. that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT, 
LIGHT is actually the ABSENCE of DARK...  scientists have now 
proven that light does not really exist!
 
The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs 
suck dark.  Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where 
you are right now.  There is much less dark right next to the 
darksuckers than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their limited 
range.  The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to 
suck dark.  Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field 
have a much greater capacity than the ones in used in the home, 
for example.
 
It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate 
on a celestial scale; witness the Sun.  Our Sun makes use of dense 
dark, sucking it in from all the planets and intervening dark 
space.  Naturally, the Sun is better able to suck dark from the 
planets which are situated closer to it, thus explaining why those 
planets appear brighter than do those which are far distant from 
the Sun.
 
Occasionally, the Sun actually over sucks;  under those 
conditions, dark spots appear on the surface of the Sun.  
Scientists have long studied these 'sunspots' and are only 
recently beginning to realize that the dark spots represent leaks 
of high pressure dark because the Sun has over sucked dark to such 
an extent that some dark actually leaks back into space.  This 
leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with 
radio communications here on Earth due to collisions between the 
dark particles as they stream out into space at high velocity via 
the black 'holes' in the surface of the Sun.
 
As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime 
caused by the fact that they are not 100% efficient at 
transmitting collected dark back to the power company via the 
wires from your home, causing dark to build up slowly within the 
device.  Once they are full of accumulated dark, they can no 
longer suck.  This condition can be observed by looking for the 
black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached maximum 
capacity of untransmitted dark... you have surely noticed that 
dark completely surrounds a full darksucker because it no longer 
has the capacity to suck any dark at all.
 
A candle is a primitive darksucker.  A new candle has a white 
wick.  You will notice that after the first use the wick turns 
black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it.  
If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the 
tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing 
into the candle.  It is of no use to plug a candle into an 
electrical outlet;  it can only collect dark.. it has no 
transmission capabilities.  Unfortunately, these primitive 
darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate 
because of the intense heat produced.  
 
There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights.  The bulbs 
in these devices collect dark which is passed to a dark storage 
unit called a battery.  When the dark storage unit is full, it 
must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced 
before the portable darksucker can continue to operate.  If you 
break open a battery, you will find dense black dark inside, 
evidence that it is actually a compact dark storage unit.  
 
The darksuckers on your automobile are high capacity units with 
great range, thus they require much larger dark storage units 
mounted under the hood of the vehicle.  Since there is far more 
dark available in the winter season, automobile dark storage units 
reach capacity more frequently than they do in the summer, 
requiring 'recharging', or in severe cases, total replacement.
 
Dark has great mass.  When dark is drawn into a darksucker, 
friction caused by the speed and mass of the dark particles 
(called anti-photons) actually generates substantial heat, thus it 
is unwise to touch an operating dark sucker.  Candles represent a 
special problem, as the dark must travel into a solid wick instead 
of through clear glass.  This generates a great amount of heat, 
making it very dangerous to touch an operating candle.  
 
Because dark has such great mass, it is very heavy.  If you swim 
just below the surface of a lake, you see a lot of 'light' 
(absence of dark, to be more precise).  As you go deeper and 
deeper beneath the surface, you will notice that it gets darker 
and darker.  When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet, 
you are in total darkness.  This is because the heavier dark sinks 
to the bottom of the lake, making it appear 'lighter' near the 
surface.
 
The power companies have learned to use the dark which has settled 
to the bottom of lakes and rivers by pushing it through turbines, 
which generates the electricity used to pump the dark toward the 
ocean where it may be safely stored for their devious purposes.  
 
Prior to the development of turbines, it was much more difficult 
to get the dark from the rivers and lakes to the ocean.  The 
Indians recognized this problem, and developed means to assist the 
flow of dark on it's long journey to the ocean.  When on a river 
in a canoe traveling in the same direction as the flow of dark, 
they paddled slowly, so as not to impede the flow of dark; but 
when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled 
vigorously to help propel the dark along its way.
 
Scientists are working feverishly to develop exotic new 
instrumentation with which to measure the actual speed and energy 
level of dark.  While such instrumentation is beyond the 
capabilities of the average layman, you can actually perform a 
test to demonstrate the unbelievable speed of dark, right in your 
own home.  
 
All that is required for the simple test is a closed desk drawer 
situated in a bright room.  You know from past experience that the 
tightly shut drawer is FULL of dark.  Now, place your hand firmly 
on the drawer's handle.  Quickly yank the drawer open.. the dark 
immediately disappears, demonstrating the blinding speed with 
which the dark travels to the nearest darksucker!
 
The secrets of dark are at present known only to the power 
companies.  Dark must be very valuable, since they go to such 
lengths to collect it in vast quantities.  By some well hidden 
method, more modern power 'generation' facilities have devised 
methods to hide their collection of dark.  The older facilities, 
however, usually have gargantuan piles of solidified dark in huge 
fenced in areas.  Visitors to these facilities are told that the 
huge black piles of material are supplies of coal, but such is not 
the case.
 
The power companies have long used secret acronyms to disguise 
their activities;  'D.C.' stands for 'Dark Conspiracy', while 
'A.C.' is suspected to represent the 'Alternate Conspiracy' which 
will most likely be used exclusively once the secrets of D.C. are 
totally understood.  D.C. is rapidly yielding it's secrets to the 
probing eyes and instruments of honest scientists around the 
world.  The U.S. Attorney General is considering action to be 
taken against the power companies for the theft and stockpiling of 
dark from 'consumers'.  New developments are being announced every 
day and we promise to keep the public informed of these 
announcements as they occur via this newsletter.
 
Les Dark, Editor